By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

That kind of stuff doesn't just "sort of" happen. Sorry op. Ditch them both.

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Pwn17 25

It's not his fault. He accidentally tripped and fell into her lady parts.

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pistachiopanda 19

Now you can "just sort of happen" to **** whomever you like!

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outoftown 26

As long as she's not another's girlfriend or wife.

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jman26 11

Accidentally touching her boob is a legitimate "sort of happened" excuse. Time for a new friend and let the ladies come to YOU op B)

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olpally 32

Bullshit!!! Go kick him in the nuts... Grrr.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

So you're kind of a bitch, huh Shakira?

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

That's not the best comeback... but you tried.

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Larry01_fml 19

you should sort of forget about them both

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relaxeazy 24

Why kind of "best friend" does that, and your girlfriend obviously wasn't deserved of you in the first place if that "just" happened

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norwegianboip 17

Tell him when you come back "his ass will sorta Get whopped"

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