Love: Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I...

By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 653

You deserved it 6 979

Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 581

You deserved it 4 044

Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 339

You deserved it 5 048

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 414

By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 443

You deserved it 3 736

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 924

You deserved it 12 238

Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131

You deserved it 563

By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 385

You deserved it 42 236

By Rin - 15/01/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 524

You deserved it 6 205

By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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You deserved it 12 070

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 11:59

KEEPER!

valleyshooter 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:03

What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!

Comments

keshaforever1 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:03

What?Batman is sexay!<3

kaykay20 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:13

Friendzoned?

whitperky 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:28

Thats awesome! And that's your cue that it's too early for nudie pics

redneckcracka 13

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:31

I would of fallen in love!

bittersweet25 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:42

HES A DORK!! Don't you know that dorks are awesome

hateevryone 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:50

maybe he just thinks of you as a friend. idk

alanaaretusiixo 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:18

Whys that bad hes funny what a crime!

wittygirl 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:27

That's a keeper have him Knock you up and live happily ever after xD

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:29

Sounds like he wants to be your "gimp"...Kinky!

OhLohd111 11

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:31

¡Yo soy Batman! ¡Olé!

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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML

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You deserved it 287

Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML

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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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