Love: Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I...

By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By Rin - 15/01/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 11:59

KEEPER!

valleyshooter 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:03

What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!

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crazyrn 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:47

Maybe it's just me, but I don't understand how this is a fml. At least he sent back a picture and not a restraint order.

Humanspider 18

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:51

Batman is always sexy. Maybe you can not fathom the moistness and arousal that comes from his awesomeness.

anteup623 14

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:55

And your response should have been as follows: "MARRY ME."

slients_1234 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:56

Woah woah woah.... Whoa. How is this an "FML"?!! I can see this being a "MLA" (my life is average) He is a keeper! Take him, feeeel the love from batman!

Majstr 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:12

He did it for teh lulz!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:12

If I could thumb this up 25 times, I would. Alas, only one thumbs up from me. Well played.

SVZ 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:25

The Dark Knight Rises 2012. Enough said.

sKarpunch 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:35

Was that all he was wearing? Be pretty creepy if it was

Airman1988 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:37

I dont see the FML here, he dressed as mexican batman, thats awesome. I could see it being an issue if he sent a pic dressed like Wonder Woman, but this no.