Health Today, after getting my braces off, my girlfriend offered to... - FML

Thebestinclass - 22/02/2016 02:35 - United States - Clovis

Today, after getting my braces off, my girlfriend offered to take me out to dinner to celebrate. After I got my jacket and started heading out the door, I tripped over my cat and fell on my face, causing my teeth to push inward. Hello again braces. FML

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