Miscellaneous: Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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Leave me alone!

By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

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I hate small talk

By billie - 13/08/2025 03:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Spiteful

By Anonymous - 04/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML

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Chill out Deborah

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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Keep it

By I tried - 30/10/2025 22:00

Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML

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You deserved it 336

Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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You deserved it 19 811

By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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Stalker vibes

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 859

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Resistance is futile.

lmaouloser 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Run Bro.

Comments

MURIKKA 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:57

Damn, what a pro. You should be impressed as well as afraid for your life.

olpally 32

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:25

She sounds like Rose from two and a half men... Very professional stalker.

holllaaa 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:57

what a creepy bitch, haha. I agree with everyone else, get a restraining order.

iXTMAstro 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:58

You gotta get a restraining order against her ^_^

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:58

Just for the hell of it, leave one of your T-shirts where she can get it...make sure it smells like your cologne. Let us know if that helps.

YoshiMike13 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:59

Block her number bro.... She's not a keeper, just a creeper

3pi 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:00

I would say get a restraining order? But way to early for that maybe she is going to stop if u ask her nicely ! And getting a restraining order is a pain in the ass anyways!

st333ph 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:01

RUN FORREST RUN!!

TheMaster15 10

Thursday 13 September 2012 6:55

Awkward moment when my name is Forrest...

horsesaboveppl 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:01

Tell the school. They can totally have her put in therapy or something. Maybe involve the police. There's lots of options :) Oh, and lock your windows.