Love: Farm life

Farm life

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 041

You deserved it 6 710

By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 578

You deserved it 5 195

By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 838

Good impressions last

By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 493

Nice try

By clumsy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 630

By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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You deserved it 7 684

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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You deserved it 6 392

Falling and laughing

By Jane_Elle02 - 18/10/2025 09:00

Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML

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You deserved it 97

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 294

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 35 214

TheOneTC 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

Comments

daps29 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:30

There is to much depression on FML.

Evilpirate 10

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:41

One of the most prettiest? So that means you're not the prettiest ?

loccsta83 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:26

That is pretty funny thpugh

mowmowlife 21

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:31

Hay, that's a pretty shitty situation. Instead of whinying around like that, he should have helped you up like a real stallion. I hope he got a little horse from laughing at you, he deserved it. You should have slung some in his face to get a hoof up on him.

bethanybunny_fml 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:38

Fear not, Op! Horse manuer consists of nothing but grass/hay and things of that nature. It is actually quite clean, small, and can be used as fertilizer! Anyways while I get thumbed down, you should have dragged him down with you.

YourBuddyElmo 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:13

I doubt he was laughing at you - sometimes situational comedy trumps any other feeling! Next time you see him, give him a cute smile, make a joke about what happened, and ask him if he wants to finish where you left off...guaranteed to work.