By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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robmcm72 4

Never know. Has she been at anyone's house for a sleep over. Someone might have gotten her when she was unconscious.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why this is thumbed down, that is a possible explanation for why she doesn't know who the father is

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Madridsta1999 7

The fact you're from egypt worries me... -any Arab

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TADspace 30

I bet she sat down on a public toilet seat. Those things always get you! The next stage of Human Evolution is not machine, but toilet.

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LarissaT18 18

It's possible. But did she explain what happened? Or is she trying to say she never did anything.

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Tapia23 4

She could be right. It's rarely happens but sometimes a girl can get pregnant if there is no actual penetration and the guy she was gonna do it with got a little too excited

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Raykyogrou03 12

I don't suppose your daughter's name is Mary?

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chosha_fml 26

Technically possible (if he came near her ******), but highly unlikely. Still if she's pregnant, is her virginity really the important issue any more?

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Sweetpea22 14

I think the OP is more concerned about her daughter lying, not her virginity

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rdenkewicz 11

In all fairness to her, you live in the right place for it.

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LanaRenee13 6

yes. all of the middle east is clearly one place. israel, egypt ... same diff!

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AcrusaderA 10

Meh, it's the time, place and setting for something like this.

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