Today my husband threatened to divorce me because I "don't do...

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By Areyouseriousrightnow - 10/10/2018 06:44

Today my husband threatened to divorce me because I "don't do anything". I am currently recovering from major surgery and looking after our newborn son. FML

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rainbows 5

Saturday 13 October 2018 2:03

I’ve been there anon 😭

esa_wicked 8

Monday 15 October 2018 17:18

Seems like you had a kid with the wrong guy 😒

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rainbows 5

Saturday 13 October 2018 2:03

I’ve been there anon 😭

esa_wicked 8

Monday 15 October 2018 17:18

Seems like you had a kid with the wrong guy 😒

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