Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Get over it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Home movie

By msamberjade - 30/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Vegangirl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:59

that's sad

Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:03

awwwwkward

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kickass101 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 13:36

thts pathetic

LightningStar 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:08

wow...he must still be really torn up over her...but he's still an asshole for still owning it in the first place when he's dating you

piqqu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:13

sorry but... lolololol.

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:33

I hope you dumped him?

likeomgwhat 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:41

he didnt have any lube so he used his tears i guess

fatalkiss 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:26

as i was reading all the comment about grammar and punctuation and shit, i forgot what the fml was even about. hahah

summer_dawn19 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:01

The Guy is Obviously Emotionally Unstable. Dump his weak ass lol. You Deserve Someone Way Better :)

graham_777 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:23

He's a geek, do not even shed a tear on such a sick psycho person

Summer95 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:14

on the plus side, when/if you dump him, you sure as hell wont be missing much

logand 3

Friday 12 February 2010 18:41

throw him a cold water bucket

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