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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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dk2008 3

Friday 27 March 2009 12:07

At least your wedding will be unforgettable:)

TheFifthWitness 0

Friday 27 March 2009 13:56

Your groom was probably thinking "Wow, she couldn't even wait 'til after the reception?"

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KataraTheBender 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:37

What an awkward conversation.

raavybaaby_fml 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:06

This is garbage, and completely impossible unless of course your photographer was 800+ pounds. When putting on a wedding dress, they make it extremely tight so accidents like this don't happen. Come on now OP,let's not lie.

PoeSlayer 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:36

if I was the groom I would deck the photographer. worse than that probably

danceparty8 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:12

makes for a good story for the grandkids

Q9 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:54

Shame man, OttifantSir⁠, its not about the future, its about what happened at that moment in front of her guests. You'd be surprised how mant women don't wear bra's under their wedding dresses. A girls wedding day is supposed to be perfect for her. That embarrassment is something they'll laugh about eventually but the bride won't stop stressing the whole night! Anyway congrats and I hope you guys have a great married life! Lots of luck!!!