By wait, what - 17/10/2017 21:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I found a 2-page letter nailed to the door of my car demanding that I break up with my girlfriend, Janet, so that a "real man" can date her instead. I’m a single straight woman and I don’t know anybody called Janet. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.

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Lalala579121 27

Maybe he put real man in quotes in the letter like OP did in the FML?

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ViviMage 38

See if there is any evidence of the person who wrote the letter to make them pay for nailing it to the car

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RichardPencil 30

Hats off to you for going with the Martin Luther reference! I was thinking about it, but I chickened out.

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davecross 11

Wait, someone really took a hammer and a nail to your car. That's awesome

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Taj Mastrosavas 11

Is everyone just ignoring the fact that the account claims that OP is male?

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