Today, after an entire year of eating a strict diet of vegetables... - FML

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By trulyfat - 11/12/2018 02:09

Today, after an entire year of eating a strict diet of vegetables and water and vigorously exercising five times a week, I lost one pound. As it’s my birthday, I decided to treat myself to a single chocolate truffle. I gained five pounds. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 14 December 2018 0:57

Damn. That truffle must have been ******* huge. In all seriousness, though, your weight probably transitioned into muscle mass. No idea how you gained five pounds from one chocolate truffle.

catalysty 20

Friday 14 December 2018 4:12

You might have a medical condition. If you’re of the female sex it might be something like PCOS. I’d see a dr

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 14 December 2018 0:57

Damn. That truffle must have been ******* huge. In all seriousness, though, your weight probably transitioned into muscle mass. No idea how you gained five pounds from one chocolate truffle.

catalysty 20

Friday 14 December 2018 4:12

You might have a medical condition. If you’re of the female sex it might be something like PCOS. I’d see a dr

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