Health: Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal,...

By Agamar - 23/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Skokie

Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved it for 2 minutes. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By Frouse - 04/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting home from work late last night and feeling lazy, I'd put my leftover dinner in the microwave, spoon and all. I wake up to find one of the kids started the microwave and it blew up because of the metal spoon. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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ananicosia 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:17

Did you enjoy your bowl of disappointment for breakfast?

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:18

Most important meal of the day!

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ananicosia 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:17

Did you enjoy your bowl of disappointment for breakfast?

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:18

Most important meal of the day!

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:23

Well, that's impressive. Maybe do something besides make breakfast first thing. Or get more sleep. Or both.

The12thPaladin 8

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:53

Or OP could have insomnia and not be able to get a decent amount of sleep

oreoeater 21

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:54

Or she was unable to get enough sleep due to her circumstances

Nieios 5

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:31

worst comes to worst, eat the packet. only the strong survive

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:35

I bet you had a surprise when you actually tried to eat it.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:03

its OK op you were oat of your mind !

HeadlessSparrow 20

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:04

I once opened a packet of sugar and sweetened my trash can instead of my tea.

meghanclean 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:16

As someone with an infant, I totally understand. I hope you get some sleep and good oatmeal soon!

lantz4levi 19

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:17

Try meth it will keep you wide awake.

bella_nana347 23

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:10

Or cocaine

zaidthunder1 27

Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:24

LSD, anyone?

The_Potato_Lord 15

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:46

Yum.

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