Miscellaneous: Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of... - FML

By CaraMaria - 24/11/2015 09:02 - United States

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

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CaraMaria 6

Wednesday 25 November 2015 0:27

Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

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jjumprope 24

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:31

Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

saifnaqvi11 21

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:32

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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Enchiladattack 12

Tuesday 22 December 2015 3:46

Burn it burn the demon to

daidax_238 26

Wednesday 13 July 2016 18:32

My older sister had one of those. I kid you not, she took the batteries out, and it started laughing. She then threw it away and it was on her bed a week later. I am not lying I swear

whatshuman43 8

Wednesday 26 October 2016 8:17

Furbexcorcism!

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