Intimacy: Today, I was cleaning out my little sister's bedroom as she moved...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2018 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I was cleaning out my little sister's bedroom as she moved out and left a huge mess. I found her wearable vibrator. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Thursday 13 September 2018 9:15

I'm sure it is a bigger loss to her than the bit of your brain you need to scrub.

lj19717 19

Thursday 13 September 2018 6:48

Did you mail it to her?

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SJKatt 15

Thursday 13 September 2018 20:38

It's called a strap on. lmao

WHSKitty4ever 23

Monday 17 September 2018 15:56

I can top that. My parents needed to helping me clean my bedroom (I lived in a rooming/boarding house at the time, and wasn’t the neatest person in the world.) They found my.vibrator.

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 11 October 2018 9:17

Clean your own room

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