Today, I was in a gaming tournament for $10K (and winning, it...

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 23:50

Today, I was in a gaming tournament for $10K (and winning, it was against like 1000 people and I got into the top 5), and then my family thought it was a good idea to turn off the internet because I was playing too long. FML

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Monday 10 June 2019 4:15

thats encouragement to get your own place

Marjo86 29

Wednesday 25 September 2019 23:44

That depends on the age of the poster

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Monday 10 June 2019 4:15

thats encouragement to get your own place

GamerChickxoxo 16

Monday 10 June 2019 4:16

or put a battery backup and router in your room, locked so no one can shut it off,not even a power failure.

Marjo86 29

Wednesday 25 September 2019 23:44

That depends on the age of the poster

Nico711 17

Thursday 18 July 2019 23:29

You do that in my place you get killed

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Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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