FML's Who's Responsible…? By Louis - 28/03/2017 22:30 - France - Le Mans Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know. I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 148 Share Tweet Share
Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML I agree, your life sucks 22 513 You deserved it 2 171
Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 070 You deserved it 181
Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 429 You deserved it 3 474
Today, while showing off the sharpness of my new katana, I missed my target and hit my shoe. The strike cut into the second toe of my right foot, which then had to be amputated. Demonstration successful. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 819 You deserved it 4 992
Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 451 You deserved it 7 667
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 401 You deserved it 37 682
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 511 You deserved it 53 834
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 037 You deserved it 1 384