Today, I found out how messed up I am when a guy held a knife... - FML

By Cannachick - 17/07/2019 02:00

Spicy

Today, I found out how messed up I am when a guy held a knife to my throat and it turned me on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 14:00

Today, someone tried to rob my boss's store and I had a knife held to my neck. That’s not the FML. The FML is that, for some reason, it excited me and I got a boner. The thief told me I was all kinds of messed up and left without stealing anything. My god, I’m some kind of freak. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

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Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 19:11

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Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

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Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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Top comments

Shawnie Gallant 24

Wednesday 17 July 2019 2:08

Nothing wrong with that, it can make things more interesting. Not good that a man was threatening your life, though

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 7:13

Mr. Grey will see you now.

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Wednesday 17 July 2019 2:08

Nothing wrong with that, it can make things more interesting. Not good that a man was threatening your life, though

LostSoul 19

Wednesday 17 July 2019 2:23

Were you abused as a kid by chance? I have had a guy choke me, put a knife to my throat,and other things. I was not turned on. was also not afraid. Looked them in the eye and said, " Just do it, I dare you."

25000bees 10

Sunday 21 July 2019 21:53

wow quirky

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 17 July 2019 7:06

Had you told this guy this, he would have been caught off guard just as much as you.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 7:13

Mr. Grey will see you now.

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 18 July 2019 2:08

Only if OP looks like his mom.

thisisbutaname 38

Wednesday 17 July 2019 11:42

No kink shaming

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 17 July 2019 20:06

EXACTLY, my friend! Exactly.

Skydome6666 6

Wednesday 17 July 2019 12:40

are you female? I could hold a Scottish claymore to your throat imagine how much that'd turn you on

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 18 July 2019 2:18

Go toss your caber elsewhere.

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 17 July 2019 20:04

Oh sweetie, you aren't messed up. Lots of people (myself included) enjoy knife play. Make a FetLife account, and start looking for BDSM lifestyle groups in your area to meet like-minded people who won't judge you, and where you may find a connection.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 17 July 2019 20:27

I couldn't agree more. The BDSM community is full of amazing people and Fetlife is the place to find them. Incidentally, knife play is one of my favorite things of all time and there are many, many people who can ****** just from having a knife held to their throat. One of the reasons why it works is that a part of your mind does not know the difference between sexual excitement and fear. There is a standing joke in the community about "How did you guys meet?" "Well, it was kinda during a mugging".

prettylamemyguy 7

Thursday 18 July 2019 4:36

we all have our quirks

merican_redneck4 11

Friday 19 July 2019 20:20

Every one has a kink and if the don’t they are boring don’t worry about it

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Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML

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Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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