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By Guntho - 15/02/2019 18:00

Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and rushed home only to find out that my dog was perfectly fine and my dad was hallucinating the whole thing. The girl didn’t believe me... FML
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RichardPencil 30

What’s the rush? If the dog were dead, your early arrival wouldn’t have made any difference. You should have brought the girl with you. If she’s not allowed into your real life, she probably feels like she’s just a piece of ass to you.

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bloopaloop 27

$300 first date girl sounds lame anyway.

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RichardPencil 30

What’s the rush? If the dog were dead, your early arrival wouldn’t have made any difference. You should have brought the girl with you. If she’s not allowed into your real life, she probably feels like she’s just a piece of ass to you.

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RichardPencil 30

He probably turned her off. Spending $300 showed he was too hungry...and too thirsty! He really shouldn’t be buying much more than The Big Salad.

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bloopaloop 27

$300 first date girl sounds lame anyway.

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jbuckets_404 38

Is she upset because you made her pay the bill?

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chosha_fml 26

Why would she not believe you? If it had been a lie, why would you have told her later? On a side note: $300 for dinner? Why?

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timinator5000 28

who the F spends 300 on a First date? engaged or married sure.

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Ella_fml 17

It doesn't say it was a first date so why's everyone assuming that? But $300 is too much for just 2 people...

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