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By Alchy - 18/11/2017 15:32

Today, after being sober for several months, I woke up from a 2 day drinking binge. I don't remember much, but I know I hid my phone, group texted insane things to my in-laws, confessed my alcoholism to my husbands best friend, scared the crap out of my kids, and hid in my yard in my underwear. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Monday 20 November 2017 18:38

Coming from an alcoholic family, I can't feel anything but sympathy for you. Get up, apologize for the damage, do what you can to make up, and get help.

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JasonThorn 19

Monday 20 November 2017 18:38

Coming from an alcoholic family, I can't feel anything but sympathy for you. Get up, apologize for the damage, do what you can to make up, and get help.

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