Today, I found myself yet again crying because my boyfriend is... - FML

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By Pushover - 12/01/2019 02:00

Today, I found myself yet again crying because my boyfriend is angry and doesn't want to speak to me. What did I do, I hear you ask? I got upset at him for kissing a girl at a party. I think he's going to dump me. FML

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Top comments

Ghostrui 30

Monday 24 December 2018 5:16

Shouldn't you be the one dumping him?

Rhys Raymond Thomassen 7

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:08

I think the roles should be reversed.

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Ghostrui 30

Monday 24 December 2018 5:16

Shouldn't you be the one dumping him?

kricket5 19

Saturday 12 January 2019 5:39

Yes, she should.

Rhys Raymond Thomassen 7

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:08

I think the roles should be reversed.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:10

Dump the jerk! He’s not worth the time or heartache.

Nakomai 17

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:15

Good, let that relation end. Then go work on yourself before starting a new one because you need a boost in self confidence. Don't let anyone mistreat you.

DraftHail614 17

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:36

Why worry? The guy is a dick. OP, please do yourself a favor and dump this asshole.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:45

Why haven't you dumped him?

TxKitten79 10

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:49

Sweety, don't wait for him to dump you. YOU dump him. He's an unfaithful douche bag, and he's been emotionally abusing you. Get out now!

manb91uk 22

Saturday 12 January 2019 2:51

Pretty sure you're A - selling yourself short and B - can do a lot better. Get yourself come dignity and Ditch the prick

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 12 January 2019 3:15

..........🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 12 January 2019 3:16

FML is starting to nosedive faster than the 1929 stock market.

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