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Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

by loser. / 03/20/2010 at 2:23am / Canada (Northwest Territories) / Holidays

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  • So let me get this straight:

    You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool?

    How did you not deserve it?

    #84 - On 03/20/2010 at 2:30pm by MoobyTheCow

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  • im coming to your beach more often

    #4 - On 03/20/2010 at 10:13am by teh_ed

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