Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

by The_HML / 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Maryland) / Holidays

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  • my balls hurt just reading
    my thoughts are with them at this hard time

    #4 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:26am by loser

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  • Easier to pee on it?

    #10 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:00am by ree

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