Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Holidays

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  • Hunt the babysitter down and kick their ass.

    #2 - On 03/27/2013 at 1:53pm by xXHollowIchigoXx

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  • I don't understand why you would go on holiday leaving your 4 year old, let alone leaving him with a babysitter you obviously couldn't trust instead of a responsible family member or friend.

    #8 - On 03/27/2013 at 1:58pm by osteobabe

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