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Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML

#21481726
66 comments

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On 10/19/2015 at 5:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML

#21481028
131 comments

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On 10/17/2015 at 8:09am - health - by BX (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML

#21480933
117 comments

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On 10/16/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by scorned ex -

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

#21479542
52 comments

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On 10/13/2015 at 12:55pm - health - by Shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

#21479175
44 comments

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On 10/12/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by laurenmichela (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

#21478497
50 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 2:45am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that what I thought was "acne" is actually an allergic reaction to a cream I've been using for years. I thought the cream was helping me with the breakouts but my doctor says the real acne probably went away naturally years ago. FML

#21477917
30 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

#21477487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (3253)

On 10/08/2015 at 9:48am - health - by Nucleus (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML

#21477352
153 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

#21477092
122 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 7:29am - health - by -_- (man) - United States (California)

Today, after hearing the results of my spinal tap, following several scans, my doctor said discovering that I have Multiple Sclerosis was a "happy accident". FML

#21476805
81 comments

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On 10/06/2015 at 12:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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