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Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00am. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162
109 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
120 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
149 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773
110 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

#14373972
225 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

#14371453
88 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

#14366968
59 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was being driven to get my wisdom teeth removed and I was panicking all the way there. When we got to the office, I was told that I'd been brought in on the wrong day, and that I have to do this all over again tomorrow. FML

#14356435
74 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

#14351793
80 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML

#14350386
246 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by cloud7 -

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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174 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)



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