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Today, I was sick an had soccer trials on the same day . At the soccer trials, the coach called me over an told me I was doing really good an to keep it up . I said thanks an vomited on him . FML

#21293843
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On 11/07/2014 at 12:47am - health - by jj - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I threw out my back looool while trying to put together my new ergonomic chair, which was supposed to help my bad back. FML

Today, I found out it is possibla to gathiplash and a concussion from a tickla fight u hava with your boyfriand!! FML

#21292929
30 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 7:48pm - health - by cjhgvb - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I TOOK A ARMY-MANDATED PERSONALITY EVALUATION TEST . THE RESULTS SAID I HAD A HIGH CHANCE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDROME . PART OF ME SAYS THAT THE TEST IS PROBABLY SPOT-ON, THE OTHER PART SAYS IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE . APPARENTLY THIS IS ANOTHER SIGN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA . FML

Today... I lerend that the blisters that poppd up this morning on mah hands an feet r a result of a virus that takes two weeks to fully heal. After I told mah roommates to be careful... one of them decidd that NOW was a good time to tell us she had it last week. mega FML

#21292851
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On 11/05/2014 at 5:52pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me!! I'm still going to AA, an I thought I was almost over it!! Five bottles later, I realizd I'm not!! We didn't break up over mah drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatend to kill herself if I didn't marry her!! mega FML

#21292603
122 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:57am - health - by AAnonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition . He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat an surrounding floor . He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this . FML

#21290633
57 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 4:28pm - health - by Mojo0608 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was shopping fir a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way . He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, righthen he did the most violent fart right in mah face . Then his wife came over, made a face and hehispered, ( I think that girl just farted ) . FML

#21290313
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On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye!! It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone!! FML

#21289648
55 comments

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On 11/01/2014 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my friend took our prank war too farhen he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

#21289188
79 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm - health - by peanutprobs - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

I cummd to te conclusion I ave tree kids instead of two, after aving to force ma usband to take a sower. It's been a week. FML

#21288837
56 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 1:10am - health - by NoScrubs - United States (California)

Today, My School Put On A Musical. I Was One Of The Leads, And In The Middle Of My Solo, I Got A Huge Nosebleed. A Little Girl In The Front Row Screamed. FML

#21287120
54 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I've been one year looool sober. My health has improvd a lot , unlike my social life , which has did a horrible , lonely death. FML

#21286990
111 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)



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