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Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (67596)

On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I highly doubt this is true.

#18 - On 04/16/2010 at 1:32pm by chelsrageous

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I'm sorry, OP, but it truly sucks to be you since... how do I put this delicately?

You're a towel.

#15 - On 04/16/2010 at 1:28pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

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