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Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

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  • FYL indeed.

    Was it a whole watermelon? If it was, then that's one beastly lady.

    #5 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:16pm by Singularity

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  • what a maniac she should get off the phone

    #1 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:15pm by tekkoem

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