Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
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It will if you put the apple up your ass. Then there'll be no room for a qtip.
#6 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:07pm by birds
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just pretend it's Angelina Jolie.
#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:08pm by blaaaaakely
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