Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

by fatlady / 03/07/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

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  • Congratulations! Good job wasting taxpayers money! Put down the cheesecake and smarten up.

    #6 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:33am by Aurik

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  • 911? they have better things to do than un- wedge fat asses from todlers swings. idiot

    #5 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:30am by lionandthelamb61

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