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Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

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Don't kill the cat. Cats pee it's apart of their daily routine the cat didn't have time to find the litter box. All the people who say kill the cat Your mean! You don't kill a cat for peeing! You pee everyday ! So if you had a baby and the baby peed on you would you kill the baby?

#128 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:20pm by XanimalloverX

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I wouldve kicked the cat with the same leg
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#21 - On 03/05/2010 at 5:33pm by PsychoMerk

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