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Today, The Soon-to-be Father Of Mah Baby Told Me He Thinks I'm An Extremly Selfish Person, And That I Do Not Love Him. His Reasoning? I Haven't Given Him A Backrub In 2 Weeks, Sleep Too Much And Have A Hormonal Problem. Once Again, I AM PREGNANT! FML


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On 02/27/2010 at 8:17am - health - by ksztte (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 9:59am by noobgang7

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If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your vagina.

#21 - On 02/27/2010 at 10:17am by maskedman

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