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Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It rubs the lotion on its skin.

#49 - On 02/24/2010 at 9:13am by Domonator

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Eucalyptus Spearmint from Bath and Body Works is amazing stress release stuff. Just sayin'.
Sometimes when I'm stressed I'll have a drink and it helps. But drugs and getting shit faced? I'll pass on that.

#19 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:55am by xkonstantine125x

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