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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML


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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, i was on the train and two fat women were amusing me by exchanging sex stories, when this ugly ass stanger beside me leaned over and threw up all over me. FML

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:05pm by enclosedrose226

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Big girls need love too... lol.

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:51am by maiden_girl

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