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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (6887)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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She also lied to you about the abortion.
Congratulations, you are now a father.

#1 - On 02/17/2010 at 1:58pm by FernandoTorres

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Agreed with #3, makes no sense, but also, wear a condom ya twit, it really is not that hard

#4 - On 02/17/2010 at 2:00pm by gobbeltygak

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