Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

by Tuffgunsmoke / 02/04/2010 at 2:22am / Health

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  • To rephrase this FML:

    Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

    #11 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:25am by FernandoTorres

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  • Um... so fuckin' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

    #6 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:19am by Emperor_Jim

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