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Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25958) - you deserved it (3125)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Meow mix.... meatballs edition

#6 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:09am by UsaTrackstar

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dude, hes an evil genius XD

#3 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:07am by thisismitch

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