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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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i do this all the time. haha.
well.. maybe not actually kick them... but definitely pull it away and kind of kick the air. so embarrassing.

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 6:18am by nadsm

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Today some dumb fuck kicked me in the face for doing my job FML

#12 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:37am by happypapp12

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