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Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

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Don't be a weenie. My friend got a paper cut on her eye and is now partially color blind.

#8 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:33pm by StephanieSays

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i don't understand.

are you crying because you have to wear the bandage or because of the scratch?

#10 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:04pm by mister_moops

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