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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68342) - you deserved it (6672)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:09pm by redblueviolet

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Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

#4 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:11pm by MoonTiger

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