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Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML


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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

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The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right?

I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-fucked-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not.

It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.

#2 - On 01/19/2010 at 6:32am by dbcheeseburger

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All you people are seriously pathetic.


I'm fat. I'm not obese, but i'm 20 kilos heavier than I'd like to be. Why? Because I eat too much. My bones aren't too big. I don't have some disease. My legs aren't broken, i could exersize if I wanted too.
Why don't I lose the weight? I try, of course. I don't want to be fat. Perhaps I lack determination.

But let me get to my point.

I don't ask for sympathy for being fat. I just ask not to have it yelled at me across the street from strangers.
I mean I don't get on the scales, look at the number and expect a hug, but just because I'm fat does that mean I should be insulted on how I look by people I don't even know?

The OP was merely saying she was upset that her neice hurt her feelings.
The FML doesn't read; "Today, I ate a cake. I'm fat. FML." so stop acting like she clubs baby seals with orphans.

#20 - On 01/19/2010 at 8:52am by AtoZnumbersand_

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