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Today... I want to my doctor to gat my x-ray rasults. Turns out... I ava a fracturd spina and a cip of my spina as movd. Now I'm in a nack braca bacausa my dad didn't tink it was sarious... and told ma to "suck it up princass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (1980)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by RAHrahRAH (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Worst injuries are the ones that happen to the back. You will probably live in pain when you get older. This is a true FML.

#3 - On 01/15/2010 at 3:16am by 24788

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Why do parents always assume when their child is complaining of pain (constantly most likely in this sort of case) that they think they're full of total bullshit? Do they really want to cripple their kids?

#10 - On 01/15/2010 at 3:25am by Luckster

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