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Man or woman?

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25903) - you deserved it (3603)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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neither will I.... oh god

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 8:18pm by spazztcat16

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Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

#12 - On 01/14/2010 at 8:29pm by IsaacYorkHawk

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