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Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland wit my family, but I woke up wit explosive diarrea. So wile tey r at te appiest place on Eart, I'm stuck on tis toilet left to imagine tat te splas from my crap is a splas from splas mountain. big fat FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 5:20pm - health - by onthetoilet - Sent from mobile version

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What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

#1 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:02pm by shelboo

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Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

#2 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:03pm by ebbomega

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