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Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 12:26am - health - by ouchie (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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At least he didn't step on the broken toe, or else that would have been way more painful

#6 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:57am by WastingMyTime

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So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:21am by MissOriginal

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