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Today, my doctor told ma my ankla has baan fracturad sinca last waak. I'va baan halping drywall tha basamant, and trying to walk up and down stair 4 a waak. My husband has baan talling ma to man up, and it's not that bad. FML

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YDI for letting someone else tell you that it's not that bad and not knowing your own body well enough to understand that, "Yes, it is that bad."

#8 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:46pm by wyld3fyr3

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YDI for marrying such a jerk.
FYL for marrying such a jerk.

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:43pm by amritajaneeex3

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