Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
by Ellowise / 12/24/2009 at 5:06am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Health
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At first I thought, oh that sucks, but then I read the high knee socks and decided that you're an idiot.
#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:05pm by Bumlove89
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That sucks...but how do you FORGET to take off socks? Speaking as an ex-tanner myself, I know you don't FORGET to take off anything in those overly warm little beds.
Oh, and YDI for tanning. I stopped because I learned about the health risks. If you have lovely, pale skin, keep it that way. Use a SELF tanner for color.
#3 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:06pm by bluedoll
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