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Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:46pm - health - by ThatAintLogical (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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not an fml he could have saved ur life dummy......^^^^^^ creepy name dude

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:20pm by Yeyo_23

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The guy basically saved your life. TY PEEPING TOM! I wish I had one.

#5 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:29pm by DreMaMa

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