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Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated... I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 2:50am - health - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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You don't have to do that shit to get ready for a party. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. This stuff isn't going to help you in that realm.

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:03am by baf

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Just pretend to be really embarrased all night.....

#5 - On 12/11/2009 at 10:07am by Stupidpeople

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